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Here’s the Plan: Get a Plan

“Evil People Have Plans!” – MoC #18 (by comedian Lee Camp)

There’s lots to quibble with in this video. Still, he’s right.

Noteworthy Nietzsche Family Circus

On the corruption of youth.

But is it really the surest way?

Zero

www.marriedtothesea.com

This pleases me.

The Internal Monologue of a Common Interlocutor

From The Onion:

What’s that? Now it’s making an appeal to reason? Never! Do you hear me, you eloquent, well-read behemoth? Never! We’ll die before we recognize what we secretly know to be true! The cognitive dissonance only makes our denial stronger!

Via STR

Expialidocious

It’s been a bit too long since I’ve watched Mary Poppins.

Police-State Haiku IV

Snow’s melting up there. Grab the rifles, good buddy. It’s past time we went.

Police-State Haiku III

Now though daffodils,
My little dachshund slaloms,
His tags expired.

Continue reading Police-State Haiku III

Police-State Haiku II

Spring is here, you say? Sit down on the curb for me. Let’s see that ID.

Police-State Haiku I

The day smells alive. The fruit trees are budding green. Tax season is here!